Hey, there. What's up?
Bet you're all mighty jealous of my new digs.
Yeah, I know. At first I was all like, yeah, whatever with the box.
But then I realised how versatile it was.
Plenty of room if you need to stretch out. Or play 'Jack in the Box'.
And it's a great place to hang out when life all gets too much.
Or you want to scare the cat as he walks past.
Then if you just need to take a quick nap, no problem.
I don't know about you, but I love my box.